Hello, My name is Detective Zack Johler. Recently there has been a major crime . It all started one day at work. It was just a normal afternoon. I sat in my chair looking for a case to do. Suddenly there was a huge alert in the whole office. There was a major crime !
It turned out that the most popular toilet paper brand Victor Brand Tissues have disappeared from all the homes and stores worldwide. It turns out that since this was such a major case that there would be 289 detectives working on this case in the U.S alone let alone worldwide! Well, it turns out I am one of the detectives working on this case.
We were all assigned an area to investigate. I was given all of North LA. I first started to ask people in some neighborhoods if they saw any suspicious behavior. Then an old man with just a few wisps of gray hair said he saw a robot, but then he just thought it was a trick of his mind. I jotted that down as maybe a clue to get a little closer. I wanted to get some more evidence today, but when I checked the time it was 7:00 P.M. My shift was over, so I continued working on the case in the morning.
When I was moving on to another neighborhood. I saw my fellow detective Roglehiemer Henry who was working on the same case. He rushed to me and said he had news about the case. In 7 of the homes across the world, there were spotted robots. Well, now we have a sure clue. We know that whoever is behind this crime must have a lot of robots. This wouldn’t get us much closer but it was still a clue.
Then I moved onto a neighborhood and interrogated some people for activity when I was interrogating the seventh house when they said that there was a robot on their bathroom floor. This piece of evidence would be a gamechanger.
I quickly rushed to the bathroom and saw the robot. It was out of batteries and when I checked the back of it, I found the culprit was Dr.Gempa Fredo. It also said his phone number so I quickly called him and tracked his location. It was near here! He was working at a local Target. So I called the Department and I quickly rushed there. Once I reached the location, I started to interrogate him. He said his name was Tom Bob. I said “I know your name is Gempa Fredo, spill the beans and you might have lighter charges.”
Then he explained it to me all from the beginning. It all started when he was a young hungry scientist. He was experimenting in his lab. He worked 37 days and nights with no break. He would’ve died if his mother was not there, she fed him, combed his hair, and gave him water just like he was a baby. Then he found what he was looking for, he found a way to make extra soft tissues, and also make them cheap! He implied this idea and tried to make his own tissue company called Fredo Ultra Soft.
Just a slim 30 minutes before his company opened, his assistant Victor Lant, framed him and said that his tissue paper wasn’t safe and was made out of poison ivy! Then his assistant who framed him used his idea to make his own tissue paper brand called Victor Tissues. Then Gempa was locked up in a jail for 37 years! When he was in jail he plotted a plan to get revenge on his assistant. So he made a robot army and got his revenge. Afterwards, I was a little skeptical about it but I knew it was the truth. NOW that I have heard the story I knew that he wasn’t really the bad guy. But he wasn’t a good guy either. Just about at the time I was thinking what to do, the Department arrived. I told the story, and we decided what to do with him. Meanwhile, we made him wait in custody.
Two Hours Later
“Okay, now we know what to do with you. You burned all of the victor brand tissue paper, and have broken 6 laws. And with the money you made people lose worldwide would add up to a whopping 36 million. But we decided that you could instead be working in labor for the rest of your life. And your pal Victor Lant, well he’ll be locked up in jail for a few years so that’s the news for you” I said. After I solved the crime the day was over. I was stressed, so I took the next day off and enjoyed it. Thank you for reading The Toilet Paper Mystery